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'Twas the Night Before Christmas..
'Twas the Night Before Christmas... And No Sewing Machine' 🎄 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, Not a present was ready—not even a blouse. The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, But the gift that I ordered? It just wasn’t there. I called weeks ago, “Will it ship? Please, confirm!” They promised, “Of course!”—now I feel like a worm. For today came an email that shattered the cheer, “Your order is canceled. Too bad—Merry Year!” No sleigh bells, no stitching, no fabric in sight, Just frantic online shopping at 2:00 in the night. While visions of thread spools danced in my head, I stared at my cart and just filled it with dread. “We’re sorry,” they said, “for the holiday mess.” Oh yes, nothing screams joy like last-minute stress! So here’s to your service—like coal in a sock— I’ll treasure this memory while watching the clock. And as Christmas arrives with its magic and gleam, My wife gets... a gift card. Not her sewing machine. So thank you, dear store, for the chaos you bring— May your New Year be bright... and missing one thing.