SunExpress Airlines
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Stick your filthy, greedy airline where the sun don't shine!
Flying with SunExpress was one of the most torturous experiences of my life. The aisle seats were literally IN the aisle of the ragged old repurposed 737 we were rammed into like battery hens. Unlike battery hens, however, SunExpress passengers need a credit card just to get a small bottle of water. Yes, even a basic human right that convicted serial killers enjoy is not provided by these bloodsuckers. The same goes for food, ten euros will buy you an ordinary sandwich. The same goes for air conditioning. Planes used to be super chilled. Not any more (or at least not with SunExpress) - all you get is a crappy fan. Heat plus no water is not a good combination. After 3 hours you'll feel like a slave being smuggled in a ship container. Sleep is also no option. I have no idea how overweight people fit in these tiny seats - I guess they need to buy two overpriced tickets? My behind is still numb 12 hours after landing. The cabin crew babble at the top of their voices about what they got up to at the weekend, and if you sit in the aisle then you have to remain alert to avoid your knee being smashed apart like oatmeal. So all you can do is sit bolt upright, remain vigilant, and read the safety notice on the wall for the 500th time. In flight entertainment is no longer a thing and you'd be a fool to balance an expensive tablet on your lap with all the thugs pushing past you. Thanks SunExpress, you treat your customers with less respect than human traffickers. I'm done with flying, I wouldn't go through that experience again even if paradise was waiting for me at the other side (it isn't).
