Thrivin Gymwear
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Welcome to Round Two of me vs
Welcome to Round Two of me vs. This Company’s Customer Service (if it even exists — at this point I’m pretty sure it’s just a decorative button they added for legal reasons). This is officially my second review because, shocker, they still haven’t answered a single one of my emails about returning their products. I’ve seen tumbleweeds with a faster response time. I’m not asking for much. Just acknowledgment. A signal. A smoke puff. A message in a bottle. Hell, tap on the wall once for “yes,” twice for “no.” ANYTHING. Instead, I’m starting to think their inbox is guarded by a dragon who only wakes up once every century. Here’s the deal: Since they refuse to communicate, I’ve decided to make this a hobby. A passion project. A lifelong commitment, if you will. I will be writing a one-star review every single day until I die. Rain or shine. Sick or healthy. Wedding day? Five-minute break to leave a review. Nursing home? I’ll dictate it. Afterlife? If Wi-Fi exists, the tradition continues. Because if they won’t respond, I’ll respond for them. Save yourself the headache and spend your money somewhere that acknowledges the ancient art of “replying to an email”