Iqra Ali

Jul 20, 2024

You can expect nothing more than an ineffective one size fits all playbook from Parsley.

Parsley Health is an exploitive company and I promise you will not see significant results. The company serves more as a therapist than a healer - they are excellent at listening and comforting and terrible at adding any value to your health. I struggled with significant fatigue and after using Parsley for a year, did not gain any value whatsoever. I tried multiple practitioners at parsley, and frankly, every single one of them had nothing to offer, beyond trite health advice. Partitioners suggested checking for mold testing, gut health, etc etc. I consider myself very informed on functional health, while not an expert or a medical professional. Their recommendations are straight from a google search - all of these things are very common functional areas to evaluate. You do not need to pay parsley for such advice. Furthermore, one practitioner suggested I read a random book that had nothing to do with my issues. This is the kind of fake shenaniganry Parsley will provide you as health recommendations. The health coaches are also a complete joke - they will recommend similarly useless things. I seriously question most practitioners are qualified to provide holistic, functional care in a field that is rapidly, evolving with continuous research one needs to deeply understand and stay on top of. Furthermore, I'm highly skeptical the company itself treats its staff well. I recommend spending your money on your own independent blood testing, doing your own research (follow reddit threats, start to build your understanding of your body). Since working on my health independently, I am much more in tune with my body. I understand how my energy levels fluctuate, what was affecting my low cortisol and weight gain. And I'm on the path to true healing, and already feel MUCH better than I did with any of their recommendations. You can expect nothing more than an ineffective one size fits all playbook from Parsley.