ZampleBox
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Every month...these gods amongst men in…
Every month...these gods amongst men in the vape world discover and bring to your front door step the ephemeral, miasmatic essence of our almighty God in the form of eliquid. These capricious vape connoseurs, these wise, insightful sages of the atomizer are unrivaled in their abilities to source the choicest, most premium liquids that titillate the tastebuds and for some, me amongst them, create such a passionate raging fire betwixt our thighs that our wives, despite their girthy child bearing hips, find their wasteline permanently and irrevocably widened. I know the first thing I do upon reception of my zamplebox is insert the ample, girthy erect tip of my atomizer into my moist wanting mouth and then with great care and concentration begin to slowly inch my cunning linguists tongue inside and out of the inner walls of the atomizer, massaging it's inner walls with it, until so much pleasure builds that a great release occurs as a huge, thick plume of vapor fills every corner of my mouth and drips down the back of my throat. One can't help but be reminded of that raucous crazy night I spent at an all gentlemans club in San Francisco during college. I don't mind telling you that those boys certainly knew their away around a man's......oooohhhh....I'm sorry....I don't know what came over me there. UHHHH...Yeah....get zamplebox they have great eliquid at great prices. They have awesome customer service and are a fantastic company.