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"CARDIFF IS CLOSED"
This is the second time, from my home in Cardiff, I've endeavoured to use One Delivery and the second time the app has informed me: "Cardiff is CLOSED". Who knew? What a handy app! I assume there has been a major terrorism incident or a nuclear war that I've obviously missed (I had a lie-in today), and this handy app is warning me that there must now be checkpoints at all major routes into the city. I'm giving a 1* for no food but, unofficially, a 5* for this great "major alert" service. Now, please excuse me while I look for my gas mask and then order a meal with Deliveroo's brand new service: P.A.D.D. (Post-Apocalypse Dinner-by-Drone). One Delivery: sponsored by the security services & Weightwatchers.